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Designs by PettyKash-T-Shirts & Dress Slogan or Sayings

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I'm Not 40. I'm $39.95 Plus Tax

You Who Think You Know It All Are Annoying to Those of Us That Do

The Two Most Common Elements in the Universe Are Hydrogen and Stupidity

I'm Not Getting Older. I'm Getting Bitter

Alien Abducted Me, Laser-Photographed My Internal Organs, Dropped Me Off In a Crop Circle, and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt

It IS As Bad As You Think, and They ARE Out to Get You

I'm On a 30-Day Diet. So Far I've Lost 15 Days

here Are Three Kinds of People -- Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't

Shin -- A Device for Finding Furniture in the Dark

Our Parents Were Never Our Age

You Have a Right to Your Opinions. I Just Don't Want to Hear Them.

When You Do a Good Deed, Get a Receipt, in Case Heaven Is Like the IRS

Democracy is Mob Rule with Income Taxes

Disregard Last T-shirt

I Do Whatever the Voices Tell Me to Do

I'm Retired and This Is As Dressed Up As I'm Gonna Get

Growing Old is Mandatory -- Growing Up Is Optional

'm Not 50 -- I'm 18 with 32 Years' Experience

Mothers of Teenagers Know Why Animals Eat Their Young

Over the Hill? What Hill? I Didn't See Any Hill.

I'm Not Unemployed -- I'm a Consultant

All I Ask Is That You Treat Me No Differently Than You Would The Queen

Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension

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